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• 16/06/2008 @ 13:54 Jomo said

  

  Ain't that a Hamster? Really? Sure looks like a hamster to me...

  Yes, I hold the little mice I catch and tenderly feed them carrots...

  Right. Yeah.

  Jo - no!
  xxx

• 16/06/2008 @ 13:56 UMxx said

  

  Well the website said it was a mouse - but I thought it looked too big - I don't think I've ever seen a hamster?

  He is cute though - greedy little guts! What about a pet ferret - I think that they are good for keeping the mice away?

• 16/06/2008 @ 14:10 Jomo said

  

  What about a ferret, then? Can you even keep them in Oz? Bit stinky - friends used to keep them in Yorkshire - pole cats - bit stinky...

  But I reckon that is a hamster. Send the brick to one of the English contingent, they will remember or know better than I do.

• 16/06/2008 @ 14:25 UMxx said

  

  Yes I think you can have ferrets in Australia because there was a bloke on Bellbird that used to keep them. Great source of law that show was

  UM xxx

• 16/06/2008 @ 14:35 Jomo said

  

  And of course it was absolutely true if you saw it on the TV - specially Bellbird!

• 16/06/2008 @ 15:37 inspire said

  

  That is the cutest picture! It put a smile on my face for sure ... :0)

• 16/06/2008 @ 16:32 Mebenji said

  

  I was thinking - if you don't catch all the mice, what about starting a new fad for "Free-Range Pets"? I wonder if they could be trained to at least behave themselves in your presence? If not, you might consider a pet Cane Toad - that'll fix those mice!

• 17/06/2008 @ 00:08 Jomo said

  

  Mebenj. Mebenji, Mebenji, Mebenji! You know perfectly well that it is illegal to keep Cane Toads as pets. ASIO has banned it in the public interest.

  If you had taken proper note of the fridge magnet sent out by out previous Fed. Govt, you would have seen the clause about Not Keeping Cane Toads Inside.

  Actually, I think it was God who banned it as well - so there.

  Jo xxxx

• 17/06/2008 @ 03:41 Mebenji said

  

  No, the whole point of the 'Free-Range Pet' is that you don't keep them, you don't prvide a bed or ever regular meals. If your Free-Range mice don't behave you simply allow a Free-Range Cane TOad into your house to remove the mice. Free-Range Pets aren't kept in pens, cages or fences, and are free to roam the neighbourhood. Maybe your neighbours are having mouse problems, your local Free-Range Cane Toad can be shared. I think all Cane Toads used as Free-Range Pets would have to be desexed, of-course.

  & by the way - how thick is your ASIO file? If it is not at least, uhm, 3cm thick, well ... what have you been doing with your life?

• 17/06/2008 @ 08:58 Jomo said

  

  My ASIO File? File? I don't have ONE file, I have hundreds. They are always tracking me, the fiends, but owing to great stupidity and crap training [mine and theirs] we remain on the run. Mwah hah har bwah ha har [maniacal laughter, in case you didn't realise].

  You know that the writer Ernest Heming was convinced that he was being shadowed by the CIA and the FBI so much so that he was diagnosed paranoid - except that years after his death, it came out that they were shadowing him - and no-one had believed him. How rotten is that.
  Cheers, m'dear
  Jo

• 17/06/2008 @ 10:22 UMxx said

  

  Yes I believe that too easily - ASIO files? They are out there! Even the cane toads have them now - remember even though they were brought here by the white imperialists - they are now officially terrorists under the legislation - you have to wonder about the intentions of those cane toads - and you know they all look like each other too.

• 17/06/2008 @ 10:49 Jomo said

  

  If you spot a Cane Toad wearing a spotted kerchief thingie round its head, please report to Dear Little Kevvie at once. He is the only one who will know how to deal with this. [NO - I am not being regligionist, or fulminating against muslims, it is only Cane Toads with scarfs, alright? Them, I don't like.]